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Character Interview (Etrius from Castle series)

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Thanks for joining us today for this interview!

Aren’t you too young to be an interviewer?

 

Tell us, how do you feel about joining the military?

At first, I thought it was the best thing to get my life going already. It was a great feeling to charge through the ranks and form my own team, but once The General started fucking it up, it’s fair game.

 

What are your thoughts on your teammates?

Despite what everyone says, I think Beecher acts the most responsibly on the team. He doesn’t boast about his abilities, but instead, uses them at the right time. And for Pete’s sake, he does not steal cigarettes… Wait, where did my lighter go?

 

Uh huh. Well then, any secrets?

Other than my real identity? Nope… Maybe.

 

Last time we saw you was in 2008. If you could say one thing to the fans and creators, what would it be?

Creators…? Oh. To the creators: Thanks. But, again, why did it have to be me on the altar and not The General? He deserves it after all the bullshit he did. To the fangirls: Please stay away from Boomer. I’ve known him longer than you all have, so I wouldn’t recommend fantasizing over a character like him. He hates fangirls.

 

Boxers or briefs?

Pfft, how about asking me something interesting?

 

Taste in music?

I used to listen to Kamelot during my early years in the military. The key term being used to. After much experience, music isn’t all that important anymore.

 

How do you like this interview so far?

Beats training in the sun.

 

What do you consider fun in the military?

Anything if it doesn’t count The General.

 

Well, thanks for your time. You’re much more… civilized than the others.

You got that right. Except for Beecher, though; he and I pretty much have the same level of ‘civility’.

 

I wouldn’t be so sure. *points behind him* He is using your stolen lighter, isn’t he?

So here's Etrius from the castle series by Oscar Johansson. Turns out, he's much more civilized than the other team-members. I loved interviewing this character! :D Tell me who you want interviewed next!
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Why didnt i read this sooner XD